gym thoughts:
sir, you are on the treadmill backwards you know that right?
did you really need a lifting belt for that?
sunglasses? really?
why don't you use some MORE chalk
i am not strong.
that is in no way considered exercise.
dude, no guy is suppose to use the abduction machine.
that looks impossible
we get it you can do 80 katrillion pull ups, do you even need to be here?
that is in no way considered exercise.
dude, no guy is suppose to use the abduction machine.
that looks impossible
we get it you can do 80 katrillion pull ups, do you even need to be here?
are you drinking coffee?
when i catch people doing a gym selfie i think: actually i don't really think much of anything i sort of just puke in my mouth a little
when i catch people doing a gym selfie i think: actually i don't really think much of anything i sort of just puke in my mouth a little
it smells like coconut lime verbena and ball sweat in here.
have i seriously only been running for 3 minutes?
wow that is a lot of eyeliner for the elliptical
i don't think under armour is suppose to be THAT tight
why aren't you wearing shoes?
how come i can see your nipples?
my mom goes to zumba
i can smell your abercrombie and fitch man perfume from 10 ft away
i can smell your abercrombie and fitch man perfume from 10 ft away
the old man is running faster than you, step it up.
there is a lot of hugging going on here
this stretch looks weird i can feel it
is that a panty line? for real?
how come the foreigners don't change their clothes?
how come the foreigners don't change their clothes?
are you doing ballet?
...and more proof you can't tan away your cellulite.
...and more proof you can't tan away your cellulite.
seriously i have only been running for 5 minutes?
holy mid-life crisis with your sports bra and C-section scar
anything over 5 lbs feels heavy
should i get some ankle weights?
what. the. fuck?
shit, i have underwear bigger than your work out shorts, dammit.
no really YOU'RE doing it wrong.
"sir this machine is jammed, oh you don't work here…?"
shit, i have underwear bigger than your work out shorts, dammit.
no really YOU'RE doing it wrong.
"sir this machine is jammed, oh you don't work here…?"
so would you say those are gardening gloves?
did i just whistle that whole song out loud?
i wonder if i'm doing this right…it sure feels wrong
no really, why are your shoes off!?
it looks like you put glue on your thighs and rolled around in someones shaved pubic hair
how come the only thing sweating is my hands?
i hope no one saw me roll my ankle.
it's a scale, not a fairy God Mother.
please don't trip, please don't trip.
nice camel toe. uhhhh
nice camel toe. uhhhh
oh my god is this exercise ball deflating? shit.
hey there, um you forgot to take off your fedora…
bumblebee tuna
is that a Seinfeld tattoo?
….shit you caught me staring.
ok those are some awkward leggings dude
when someone interrupts me to ask "how many sets do you have left?" my thoughts: 100, i have 100 sets left seriously shut up, it's either 1 or 2 right? how often do you run across someone doing 35 sets? get away from me and wait your turn like a normal human
stop. grunting.
i wonder if anyone will notice if i just sit here
you're in my way. you're in my way. you're in my way. i hate this place.
bumblebee tuna
is that a Seinfeld tattoo?
….shit you caught me staring.
ok those are some awkward leggings dude
when someone interrupts me to ask "how many sets do you have left?" my thoughts: 100, i have 100 sets left seriously shut up, it's either 1 or 2 right? how often do you run across someone doing 35 sets? get away from me and wait your turn like a normal human
stop. grunting.
i wonder if anyone will notice if i just sit here
you're in my way. you're in my way. you're in my way. i hate this place.
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